Anti- valentines day Quotes and Sayings For Boys and Girls Singles Breakups

Now you are against Valentine's day here are the Anti- valentine's Day quotes for you. Anti valentine's day Quotes 2014 . Share these Anti and sad Valentine's day quotes with your Friends on Facebook status updates and Whatsapp messenger.

We have collected some best Anti- Valentine's day quotes for you.

Funny Anti- Valentine's day Quotes :

Let’s celebrate anti valentines day on this valentines day to show the world that we are not a part of the circus anymore
Box of chocolate, $20, dinner for two, $80, dozen roses, $100, being single this year on Valentine’s Day and saving $200, PRICELESS!
The awkward moment when you realize the Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet…

Normal Anti- valentine's day Quotes :

Morning reminds me to change my underwear and Valentine’s day reminds me to change my girlfriend
If a man tells you he likes to go for long walks, it means he doesn’t own a car. If he says he enjoys romantic dinners at home, it means he’s broke.

Dating Quotes For Anti- valentne's Day :

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? Rita Rudner.

Marriage Quotes for Anti- valentine's Day :

I will not cheat on my wife. Because I love my house.

Sex Quotes For Anti- valentine's day :

You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither. 
Every year, the girls are like, ‘This is the year I get diamonds!’ And guys are like, ‘This is the year I get a blow***!’ Everybody’s disappointed
The difference between sex for money and sex for free is sex for money usually costs a lot less. 
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